Nasty things to try

Here I want to keep track of the dirtiest solo fantasies I have, so I can ensure that I try all of them.

• Piss in a bowl, drink it all up, puke it back up into the bowl, drink it again
• Give myself an enema and shoot it in the air at my face
• Use a funnel in my mouth, piss directly into it and swallow it all as it fills
• Piss in my mouth while fucking my ass with fingers or toy
• Make myself vomit while lying back, so it goes into the air or all over my face
• Give myself a piss enema, then using a tube or straw drink it out of my asshole
• Give myself a piss enema and shoot it in the air at my face
• Cover my body with shit
• Cover my face with shit
• Learn to like the taste of shit
• Learn to fist myself
• Learn to prolapse my asshole